Welcome to my Website its under construction!

I am trying my best! I mostly update my blog sorry I will work on my webshrines an all that aswell.


My names is Wires/Theseus! Here's some userboxes!: userboxes.

I write fanfics that I post on archive of our own! I also draw, write poems, make playlists but I dont really post those. I also make videos (under a different name). I love music by Lovejoy and Wilbur soot, aswell as music by other people! I'm really trying to make this website be a website but idk what im doing! I plan to have a blog section and a section where i post updates to my fanfics! OH YEAH I ALSO MAKE AUDIO EDITS I LOVE EDITING SONGS.

I also like archiving things, streaming, and tons of other stuff!! I also really like my name (its Theseus B. Fall!) Im very very queer.

I made a forum for this page! I'm still setting it up as of 5/2/2022 but. yeah!

I made a changelog: Changelog .

I AM BACK! I am sorry i was away for so long, my site was glitched out but it is now resloved!!!! Im so happy!! (that message was from like 4/25/2022 I think but fuck it lets keep the "I AM BACK" message.)


My pride flags page :) Pride Flags.

My guestbook: My guestbook

My first blog on this site, read me rambling about my life: Theseus' Blog TW their will be triggering shit so be wary of clicking that its a dark place. ill add proper tws for each entry one day but for now be warned.

update my blog is no longer openable in neocities editor, so this version of it will remain as an archive! I will create a new blog sometime today on 2022-09-10

Another alter, Jade's, blog: Blog

contact me!

page for words from various things that I relate to me somehow!

My microblog!

note the microblog has been discontinued for now as of 2022-09-10 and I decided to just encorperate my microblog with my main blog

See what fanfics and/or songs if I ever add those to the list i like. My Recs I could write essays about all my thoughts on various things I am. A big nerd. About Things.

My webshrines/fanpages for various things list: (link TBA)

It's tamaNOTchi! Click to feed!

General Knowledge section: link.

Playlist I made for this page:

Here's how you can make bold and italic text.

Quiz results!

CadaverForSale.com - How much is your cadaver worth?
HumanForSale.com - Free Quiz IQ Test for Free NameThatDrug.com
NameThatDrug.com - The Drug Test
You are A WITCH.

Hall-O-Zine 2021
Thesus B. Fall's Dewey Decimal Section:
287 Methodist & related churches
Thesus B. Fall = 08591926122 = 085+919+261+22 = 1287

200 Religion

The Bible and other religious texts, books about the general philosophy and theory of religion.

What it says about you:
You don't mind thinking about the unknown or other very big ideas. You will never feel like your work is finished. The 200-series is dominated by Christian topics, so you may feel like you're constantly surrounded by Christians.
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Which tarot card are you?

(tarot card is the fool if it doesnt show up)

Wirescarryingme's Dewey Decimal Section:
508 Natural history
Wirescarryingme = 398593188594735 = 398+593+188+594+735 = 2508

500 Science

Math, astronomy, prehistoric life, plants and animals.

What it says about you:
You are fascinated by the world around you, and see it as a puzzle worth exploring. You try to understand how things work and how you can make them better. You might be a nerd.
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I write like
Agatha Christie
About Agatha Christie | Analyze your text
I Am A: Neutral Evil Human Paladin (1st Level)

Ability Scores:

Neutral Evil A neutral evil villain does whatever he can get away with. He is out for himself, pure and simple. He sheds no tears for those he kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. He has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make him any better or more noble. On the other hand, he doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. Neutral evil is the best alignment you can be because you can advance yourself without regard for others. However, neutral evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.

Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Paladins take their adventures seriously, and even a mundane mission is, in the heart of the paladin, a personal test an opportunity to demonstrate bravery, to learn tactics, and to find ways to do good. Divine power protects these warriors of virtue, warding off harm, protecting from disease, healing, and guarding against fear. The paladin can also direct this power to help others, healing wounds or curing diseases, and also use it to destroy evil. Experienced paladins can smite evil foes and turn away undead. A paladin's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast. Many of the paladin's special abilities also benefit from a high Charisma score.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

I am a Pokefan! I am a Slowpoke!
The Engineering Personality Quiz
You are highly perceptive, and know what people think of you. Your work has a lot of meaning to yourself and others. You have a good eye for aesthetics.

You might make a good
Civil Engineer
Civil engineers design and manage construction of large projects like roads, airports, bridges, dams, and buildings.

Other scores:
Civil: 46%
Environmental: 38%
Industrial: 30%
Aerospace: 30%
Materials: 30%
Electrical: 23%
Chemical: 23%
Mechanical: 15%
Computer: 15%

What kind of engineer should you be? Find out at Spacefem.com
vocabulary size test.

Your immortal lover would be...


Your lover is the king of the gods. Just like you, you need someone who commands attention, who isn't afraid of getting what they want. You have proven yourself worthy of greatness and so greatness you shall recieve.

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Cats are believed to be the only mammals who don't taste sweetness.

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You are a primordial being, a muse to the greats, and a little insane. You story can be one of great adventure or great tragedy, but it is up to you to decide which one.

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https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/IPIP-BFFM/ Flying

My name as a playlist:

(I wanted to do the joke for awhile even before i joined neocities i just didint know any songs named blaze but i just found one so. Theseus B. Fall!)

Only the song the fall gave me my last name, I chose Theseus and B. at other times for other reasons. Fun fact it was my first name for a bit before i changed it to Theseus. Its better that way I think. I listen to Theseus and The Fall on the regular and only listened to half of blaze once LOL. It seems cool tho.


An image showing a one month sub to the streamer Philza and a moments badge with a username next to it.

I got gifted a sub to philza!! One month! So I put this here to celebrate it!! I added this bit onto my website on 4/27/2022! (NOTE APPARENTLY IT WAS GIFTED TO ME ON THE 25TH and i didnt see it i was afk I think. 4/25 is now historically a very good day for me.) I cant sub on my own so Im veryy happy!! (also i wanted to keep my twitch seperate from here same with my youtube but yolo!!!)

I added the song warriors to my homepage because its really important to me. it was their at key moments of my life, arguably saved my life multiple times and is one of the many things on this earth i owe everything to. liteally. Its like my song in a sense. it will always follow me. It did so much for me. Might make a special page dedicated to this songs impact.

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buttons (not to other sites lol)

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Buttons! (WIP. Also leave a comment on my page if you want your button on my site!)




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